Agnostic-Lock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[The Supermarket]

America in a nutshell.

Bravo. The dark and sketchy animation brought it togather really well.

[The KERRY Kampaign]

That was bullshit!

All it was was a bunch of tweens, one movie clip, pictures, and s shit load of audio editing. How the fuck did this get front page?

JeremyLokken responds:

...The shit load of audio editing.

[For Sprite(Beta)]

Fairly decent.

This movie would have gone really far, except its a stick movie. Too many of these are done, but this one has promise. Mabey clean it up a little, slap on some different colors for the sticks, and take out the part where he skateboards, though random, its no longer as funny as it once was. Also, try updateing the music slightly. Though Papa Roach did pwn at one time, there are much better songs you could have used.

[Lock Shock]

Nice ending.

The fight scene was nicely done and the ending was pwned!

[CC: The rescue part 1]

Much love to the clocks.

This is a good movie. A little can be improved, but much better than I can do...at the moment. I gave it the 8 rateing mostly due to the same voice... It could have been different, but good none the less.

[((( EAT IT!!!!!!!!!! )))]

Same as the last one.

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Masta-GrassHoppa responds:

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[( ( ( The Truth ) ) )]

Let me break this down.

Now, I see that you appearently have a big ego so I will endulge your childish little tantrum and inform you why I gave you a zero in the easiest way I can.

Graphics: They were grainy and chunky, poorly done.
Sound: You put music on a tape...woo. Give me two VCR's and 20 minuits and I could shame that.
Interactivity: Just because it has a play button dosent mean its interactive.
Style: Another hum-drum skateing video...again
...wow.
Humor: Though it was rather funny when you fell, thats not what you intended, so no.

Overall: Ok, lets do some simple math. 0+0+0+0+0+0=? ZERO DUMBASS!

Now, Im not a fan of claymation myself, but Knox is much more talented than you give him credit. All you do is ride a little piece of wood and do horrible editing. Oh, and occasionaly hold a camera in the right direction. Now, the two dont really add up. Again, math. If you wore a helmet you may remember some.

Masta-GrassHoppa responds:

" Ok, lets do some simple math. 0+0+0+0+0+0=? ZERO DUMBASS! ""
dude your not fucking funney, and none of the thigns you told me affected me in any way. You are very stupid or have the shittiest speakers. WHy do you think i go thte music from a "tape"
its called EDITING IN ADOBE PREMEIERE WITH HIGH QUALITY MP3. Then importin git into flash reducing the quality. the quality is shitty. so you have all the right only becuase flash wont give me its highest quatlity capabliities without going past 5 mb. yeah yeah, who cares for interactivity. and i see you gave me all zeros. I know that is not true, i have to at least get ONE for something. So now that i see all these zeros i know you're doing this out of anger. because all zeros is rediculous..

[My Big Gun]

???

Well, its a great gun. I enjoy the 3d animation, but...it just dosnent seem movie worthy.